Where did Elijah go, then? Or Enoch? Or Moses, when he left the Mount?
Jesus, obviously, was talking about "ascend to heaven clothed in mortality".
No, He was not. Why would He bother saying that when it's obviously impossible for that to happen? No, He was saying that only He has ascended there bodily since only He has an immortal body so far. Next in order, according to Paul, are those who belong to Christ at His second coming. You do not accept what Paul taught in 1 Corinthians 15:22-23.
Do I have to explain everything?
No, I have to explain everything to you, obviously. And it's exhausting.
"First heaven" = "the birds of the heavens".
"Second heaven" - "the starry host of heavens"
"Third heaven" = "'God's sanctuary in heaven"
Elijah,Enoch and Moses have immortal bodies b/c Paul says nobody is "is present with the Lord" without it.
No, Paul does not say that. He only says we look forward to having immortal bodies. He said to be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord, so that clearly means you don't need to have a body to be present with the Lord. There's no other way to understand what he said.
OT resurrections prove that the "order" of resurrection is "hierarchical" - not "sequential".
There was no OT resurrection to bodily immortality before Christ's or else Paul would have mentioned it when giving the order of bodily resurrections unto bodily immortality in 1 Corinthians 15:22-23. Also, you don't even understand that it was Christ's bodily resurrection to immortality that made it possible for others to be resurrected unto bodily immortality.
You clearly are only interested in cherry picking scriptures that you make say what you want them to say while ignoring or butchering other scriptures that refute your doctrine like 1 Corinthians 15:22-23 and Luke 16:19-31.
Solomon says "The living know that they shall die, but the dead know not anything."
Do you just ignore it when I explain what that verse means? He said the dead know not anything "UNDER THE SUN". Do you know what "under the sun" means? It's talking about when someone is alive on the earth. All that means is that they will never get a chance to live on the earth "under the sun" again. It says nothing one way or another about the status of their souls and spirits after they physically die.
Know what else?
Those who've never existed are better off than those who've died...which makes zero sense if the dead go straight to heaven and are now enjoying an eternity of joy and bliss, right or wrong?
I don't know what you're talking about here. Surely, those who've never existed are not better off than those who are in heaven with Jesus.
Your wholesale disregard for Genesis 2:7 KJV in your interpretation of 1 Thess. 5:23 KJV is why you wrongly interpret it.
LOL!!! This is truly hilarious. It's the other way around. You disregard 1 Thess 5:23 in your interpretation of Genesis 2:7. What God breathed into Adam was his soul and spirit. Obviously. Paul knew what he was talking about when he said the whole person consists of body, soul and spirit.