While posting on this topic I had the thought (revelation?) that the consequence of physical death for eating thereof
made no sense if A&E were going to die physically eventually anyway. I would like to return to that thought. ???
The other thing was all the OTHER previously unspecified consequences that were revealed afterward.
I'll re-post the parody from page two that seemed to address most of it. The idea being that the
previously unspecified consequences would be revealed up front.
--- PARODY ---
One day in the garden. (orchard)
God: On the day that you eat thereof, you will surely die.
Adam: Say what?
God: And you will be put out of the garden.
Adam: For eating from a tree?
God: The ground will produce thorns and thistles for you.
Adam: What's that?
God: By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food.
Adam: Not sure why any of this matters, I will be dead, right?
God: No. Basically, you will work yourself to death.
Adam: These consequences are spiraling out of control.
God: You don't know the half of it.
Adam: There's more?
God: There will be consequences for your wife too.
Adam: Who's that?
God: You will meet her soon. You will think she is awesome at first.
Adam: Awesome at first?
God: She will suffer greatly in childbirth.
Adam: Why?
God: Because she gave you fruit from the tree and you ate it.
Adam: Why would she do that?
God: She was deceived by the serpent.
Adam: Say what? I would never let that happen.
God: You'll stand by and watch, speechless.
Adam: Is that it?
God: No. Once you eat, you will be out of your mind.
Adam: Out of my mind?
God: You'll be sewing leaves together to cover your nakedness.
Adam: Nakedness? That's never been a problem before.
God: Needless to say, eating from the tree is a terrible idea.
Adam: Agreed. Let's get rid of it.
God: Time for your nap. I have someone I want you to meet.
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made no sense if A&E were going to die physically eventually anyway. I would like to return to that thought. ???
The other thing was all the OTHER previously unspecified consequences that were revealed afterward.
I'll re-post the parody from page two that seemed to address most of it. The idea being that the
previously unspecified consequences would be revealed up front.
--- PARODY ---
One day in the garden. (orchard)
God: On the day that you eat thereof, you will surely die.
Adam: Say what?
God: And you will be put out of the garden.
Adam: For eating from a tree?
God: The ground will produce thorns and thistles for you.
Adam: What's that?
God: By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food.
Adam: Not sure why any of this matters, I will be dead, right?
God: No. Basically, you will work yourself to death.
Adam: These consequences are spiraling out of control.
God: You don't know the half of it.
Adam: There's more?
God: There will be consequences for your wife too.
Adam: Who's that?
God: You will meet her soon. You will think she is awesome at first.
Adam: Awesome at first?
God: She will suffer greatly in childbirth.
Adam: Why?
God: Because she gave you fruit from the tree and you ate it.
Adam: Why would she do that?
God: She was deceived by the serpent.
Adam: Say what? I would never let that happen.
God: You'll stand by and watch, speechless.
Adam: Is that it?
God: No. Once you eat, you will be out of your mind.
Adam: Out of my mind?
God: You'll be sewing leaves together to cover your nakedness.
Adam: Nakedness? That's never been a problem before.
God: Needless to say, eating from the tree is a terrible idea.
Adam: Agreed. Let's get rid of it.
God: Time for your nap. I have someone I want you to meet.
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