The Pun thread

[Josho]

2 words, A maze, don't mazes amaze you?

 

[Giuliano]

Happy Stars War Day! May the 4th be with you!

 

[Taken]

Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

 

[Taken]

Don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.

 

[Taken]

I lost my mood Ring...
I'm not sure how to feel about that.

 

[Taken]

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

 

[Taken]

Most people are shocked when they find out what a poor electrician I am.

 

[Taken]

No kidding, I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length.
I think it must be some kind of milestone.

 

[Jay Ross]

A kid at a pizza store told me that my pizza would be around 10 to 15 minutes but I was unsure how he would achieve this feat and whether or not the 10 to 15 minutes was include with the pizza.

 

[farouk]

A kid at a pizza store told me that my pizza would be around 10 to 15 minutes but I was unsure how he would achieve this feat and whether or not the 10 to 15 minutes was include with the pizza.

Pisa, Italy has a leaning tower of pepperoni...

 

[Sabertooth]

Pisa, Italy has a leaning tower of pepperoni...

There is a restaurant in Rio De Janeiro called The Grill From Ipanema...

 

[farouk]

There is a restaurant in Rio De Janeiro called The Grill From Ipanema...

Seems like you know it well...

 

[Sabertooth]

Seems like you know it well...

(I read about it in The National Geographic, I think... ;))

 

[farouk]

(I read about it in The National Geographic, I think... ;))

A source of a lot of info...and good maps...

 

[Jay Ross]

Pisa, Italy has a leaning tower of pepperoni...

I am not sure you got the pun i had presented. How do you get a pizza around 10 to 15 minutes? Do you know how to do it?

The kid had said that my pizza would be around 10-15 minutes. That was why I did not understand how he was going to achieve that impossible feat.

 

[farouk]

I am not sure you got the pun i had presented. How do you get a pizza around 10 to 15 minutes? Do you know how to do it?

The kid had said that my pizza would be around 10-15 minutes. That was why I did not understand how he was going to achieve that impossible feat.

Hmm........:)

 

[Josho]

Not my pun, but I do like this one.

 

[marksman]

I have beans everywhere man. (that's was alibi the way, sorry) ;)

I haven't because I am a has bean.

 

[marksman]

Horse jokes cause unbridled laughter.

 

[marksman]

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needs to draw blood.