The Pun thread

[Josho]

Post your puns here, and let's have a puntastic thyme.

 

[Mungo]

That sounds phun.

 

[farouk]

Post your puns here, and let's have a puntastic thyme.

Works in English, but not in translation...

Jacques Derrida, the French philosopher whose work contained a lot of puns, was awarded an honorary doctorate by Cambridge University, England amidst the perplexity of some there who could not understand why the substance of what he wrote was inexpressible in English...

 

[Josho]

Oregano plant oregano and sing a grate nursery rind while dough n sew?

I may have took that one a bit far hahaha.

 

[farouk]

Oregano plant oregano and sing a grate nursery rind while dough n sew?

I may have took that one a bit far hahaha.

Quite a tongue-twister...

 

[farouk]

Yssel Longwy Thau Tielt Pereyre
Yssel Longwy Turgot

(It's a long way to Tipparary...etc...)

 

[farouk]

@Josho : So I'm sure you must have more puns in your repertoire... :)

 

[Josho]

Yssel Longwy Thau Tielt Pereyre
Yssel Longwy Turgot

(It's a long way to Tipparary...etc...)

Must be the Welsh way of saying it.

Here's a couple of Aussie ones.

"War of the gulls"
"Warn them bulls"

Punnin' them town names. Warragul and Warrnambool.

 

[farouk]

@charity So are you into puns, as it happens? :)

 

[farouk]

Must be the Welsh way of saying it.

Here's a couple of Aussie ones.

"War of the gulls"
"Warn them bulls"

Punnin' them town names. Warragul and Warrnambool.

What's the one for the name of the language spoken around Uluru / Ayers Rock? Pitjantjatjara, or something?

 

[Josho]

What's the one for the name of the language spoken around Uluru / Ayers Rock? Pitjantjatjara, or something?

Ye I think so, how did you know that? Hahaha

 

[farouk]

Ye I think so, how did you know that? Hahaha

Oh I'm a dustbin of useless knowledge...

 

[farouk]

Try to say:"HOW NOW BROWN COW"...

 

[charity]

@charity So are you into puns, as it happens? :)

Hi there @farouk,

I am not clever enough I'm afraid.

:)

 

[farouk]

Hi there @farouk,

I am not clever enough I'm afraid.

:)

Oh all you need to be is an enjoyer of other ppl's puns...I enjoy them...:)

 

[Josho]

I have beans everywhere man. (that's was alibi the way, sorry) ;)

 

[Taken]

Wife to husband:
Honey I'm cold, it's always cold in the house.

Husband to wife;
Go stand in the corner, it's always 90 degrees.

Glory to God,
Taken

 

[charity]

Q) Where was Solomon's temple?

A) Above his eyes.

 

[Taken]

Recently went to a wedding. It was so emotional, even the wedding cake was in tiers.

Glory to God,
Taken

 

[Taken]

What on Earth are you Doing...
For Heaven's Sake?

Glory to God,
Take