The happy thread is dead. Long live the happy thread!
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* I do it just about every night, in a rocking chair that doesn’t recline. That’s right. I’m a pro. *
* So on the balance, David passed with a C+. All things considered, not bad. Not bad at all. *
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse responds "I've just realized I'm a metaphysical concept residing within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly.
“Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?”
“I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”
“Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?”
“I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”
* Limit twelve per customer. Unfortunate for some, but convenient for all. *
