The happy thread is dead. Long live the happy thread!

[Matthias]

* Low calorie, too. *

 

[Matthias]

* ”Please play a little Mozart, Charlie the Tuna.”

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* First time visiting the Art Museum or the latest exhibit of art at the Museum? *

 

[pepper]

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* Limit twelve per customer. Unfortunate for some, but convenient for all. *

Pandering to Zombie consumers. Brainnnnssss,just a quarter. Mmmmmmmm!

 

[pepper]

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Oh heck, he's right.

 

[talons]

A husband and wife had been married for 60 years and had no secrets except for one: The woman kept in her closet a shoe box that she forbade her husband from ever opening. But when she was on her deathbed—and with her blessing—he opened the box and found a crocheted doll and $95,000 in cash.

“My mother told me that the secret to a happy marriage was to never argue,” she explained. “Instead, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll.”

Her husband was touched. Only one doll was in the box—that meant she’d been angry with him only once in 60 years. “But what about all this money?” he asked.

“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”

My wife knew the answer before I finished reading this one to her , lol .

 

[rockytopva]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[talons]

A very COOOL ride , unless you are tall that is .

 

[talons]

I live in the country ,what can I say .

 

[pepper]

A very COOOL ride , unless you are tall that is .
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Clearly that driver is on a budget. lol

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Wait until he finds out about Krispy Kreme. *

 

[Matthias]

* If my eyes don’t deceive me there’s something going on around here. *

 

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