The happy thread is dead. Long live the happy thread!
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Debp
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I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”
My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.
After i-messaging back and forth with my wife, I jokingly commanded Siri to pass along this message: “You need to get back to work now; you have a husband to support.” Here’s what Siri sent: “You need to get back to work now; you have a has-been to support.”
My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.
After i-messaging back and forth with my wife, I jokingly commanded Siri to pass along this message: “You need to get back to work now; you have a husband to support.” Here’s what Siri sent: “You need to get back to work now; you have a has-been to support.”
* Keep on thinking. An idea can make a world of difference in the circus. *
Debp
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Debp
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The Embezzlers monthly meeting is cancelled due to the treasurer's unexpected trip to Brazil.
The Peacemakers Annual General Meeting is postponed because the executive are fighting over which is the best venue for the meeting.
The Psychics monthly meeting could not be held because no one knew where it was.
The Peacemakers Annual General Meeting is postponed because the executive are fighting over which is the best venue for the meeting.
The Psychics monthly meeting could not be held because no one knew where it was.
Debp
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A husband and wife had been married for 60 years and had no secrets except for one: The woman kept in her closet a shoe box that she forbade her husband from ever opening. But when she was on her deathbed—and with her blessing—he opened the box and found a crocheted doll and $95,000 in cash.
“My mother told me that the secret to a happy marriage was to never argue,” she explained. “Instead, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll.”
Her husband was touched. Only one doll was in the box—that meant she’d been angry with him only once in 60 years. “But what about all this money?” he asked.
“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”
“My mother told me that the secret to a happy marriage was to never argue,” she explained. “Instead, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll.”
Her husband was touched. Only one doll was in the box—that meant she’d been angry with him only once in 60 years. “But what about all this money?” he asked.
“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”
Debp
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This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?”
“What dear,” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
“I think you’re bad luck…..”
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As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?”
“What dear,” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
“I think you’re bad luck…..”
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