Dialect of the mallanites

[2bme]

Have you ever heard the term Christianese? No? Yes? Who cares. I have a far better term that Christian's and non-christian's can rally around.

Mallianese.

It's people who only speak a mall language, a discourse of product's they know about.

 

[GodsGrace]

Have you ever heard the term Christianese? No? Yes? Who cares. I have a far better term that Christian's and non-christian's can rally around.

Mallianese.

It's people who only speak a mall language, a discourse of product's they know about.

This sounds funny.
I hate shopping so I don't know any mallianese.
And...my nearest mall is near Florence,,,over an hour away.

So, like what are some sentences?

 

[2bme]

This sounds funny.
I hate shopping so I don't know any mallianese.
And...my nearest mall is near Florence,,,over an hour away.

So, like what are some sentences?

Basically any sentence that is centred around a person's personal attachment to a product. I say people have social discourse this way because they've formed their identity around the products they buy.

 

[Angelina]

I don't know Mallinese either, as I live a way from the cities, and we don't have malls here, but because we are New Zealanders, we do have a language that is a combination of English, native, and European New Zealand, which we call "Kiwi". Very hard to understand, and sometimes it doesn't even sound like English Lol!

 

[GodsGrace]

I don't know Mallinese either, as I live a way from the cities, and we don't have malls here, but because we are New Zealanders, we do have a language that is a combination of English, native, and European New Zealand, which we call "Kiwi". Very hard to understand, and sometimes it doesn't even sound like English Lol!

Actually, I thought this is what this thread was going to be about.
I was in a piazza years ago when telephone booths were still being used.
I know, I'm rather old.
So I was hearing a woman speaking to someone on one of the phones that were all lined up one after the other.
I speak 3 languages.
I couldn't figure out what language she was speaking!
A little French...
A little Italian....
A little Spanish...

PORTUGESE!!

 

[GodsGrace]

Basically any sentence that is centred around a person's personal attachment to a product. I say people have social discourse this way because they've formed their identity around the products they buy.

I love Channel No. 5
So how would I form my identity around this?

I mean...I don't really know what you're talking about!

 

[GodsGrace]

@2bme

Wait...so you REALLY want to know what products we like??

 

[Lambano]

What language do you speak ?​

English, a little German, and Profanity.

 

[2bme]

Alright I'll change the title.

 

[2bme]

Are you happy now. Because I am, and here's a smiley face to prove it.

 

[2bme]

I love Channel No. 5
So how would I form my identity around this?

I mean...I don't really know what you're talking about!

Depends what channel no 5 is. I don't know what that channel is

 

[GodsGrace]

What language do you speak ?​

English, a little German, and Profanity.

Exactly!!

 

[GodsGrace]

Alright I'll change the title.

Whew!

 

[GodsGrace]

Depends what channel no 5 is. I don't know what that channel is

What!
A thread on shopping and products and you don't know what Channel No. 5 is???

.................

OK.
I'm back.

 

[GodsGrace]

@2bme

This is channel no. 5:
And look....even Brad likes it!!

 

[2bme]

What!
A thread on shopping and products and you don't know what Channel No. 5 is???

.................

OK.
I'm back.

Different countries have different channels. Australia has free to air television, which has a range of dedicated shopping channel's fixed on different digital frequencies.

 

[2bme]

@2bme

This is channel no. 5:
And look....even Brad likes it!!


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Yes he does. So much so his life is colourless without that personal item.