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I have sense of humor.
In 1990s. At amusement park. Me and two brothers took ride on ski seated ride. On way back. My two brothers got off on time. I didn't. I was yelling at the employee to stop the ski ride. My two brothers were laughing like hell. They watched me go up alone.
My oldest brother. 1990s. Going to work. As he came down drive way to his car on the street. A big German shepherd came running from down the street at him. The dog was harmless. But my brother had panic attack several times. It stopped after like 5 times. He safely made it in car.
1980s. When I was kid. I talked two twins, girls my age. Problem was. I couldn't tell them apart. I kept getting there names comfused. One was Maureen and Colleen. I think they stopped talking to me out of frustration.
At dating church function, 1990s, me and friend went only one time . The group wrote down as many nanes they could remember. I got two names I remembered. And a senior sitting near me. He remembered his own name. We both gave each the thumbs up. Few of the women were giggling. Take care.
In 1990s. At amusement park. Me and two brothers took ride on ski seated ride. On way back. My two brothers got off on time. I didn't. I was yelling at the employee to stop the ski ride. My two brothers were laughing like hell. They watched me go up alone.
My oldest brother. 1990s. Going to work. As he came down drive way to his car on the street. A big German shepherd came running from down the street at him. The dog was harmless. But my brother had panic attack several times. It stopped after like 5 times. He safely made it in car.
1980s. When I was kid. I talked two twins, girls my age. Problem was. I couldn't tell them apart. I kept getting there names comfused. One was Maureen and Colleen. I think they stopped talking to me out of frustration.
At dating church function, 1990s, me and friend went only one time . The group wrote down as many nanes they could remember. I got two names I remembered. And a senior sitting near me. He remembered his own name. We both gave each the thumbs up. Few of the women were giggling. Take care.
Heaven’s Surprise
I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven’s door,
Not by the beauty of it all, nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp
The thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics and the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor who never said anything nice.
Herb, who I always thought was rotting away in Hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine, looking incredibly well.
I nudged Jesus, ‘What’s the deal? I would love to hear your take.
How’d all these sinners get up here? God must’ve made a mistake.
And why’s everyone so quiet, so somber – give me a clue.
Hush, child,’ He said, ‘they’re all in shock.
No one thought they’d be seeing you.
I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven’s door,
Not by the beauty of it all, nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp
The thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics and the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor who never said anything nice.
Herb, who I always thought was rotting away in Hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine, looking incredibly well.
I nudged Jesus, ‘What’s the deal? I would love to hear your take.
How’d all these sinners get up here? God must’ve made a mistake.
And why’s everyone so quiet, so somber – give me a clue.
Hush, child,’ He said, ‘they’re all in shock.
No one thought they’d be seeing you.
quietthinker
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LittleTuneAlright
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I have found Americans from the west coast have a great sense of humour and accents. Us northern Brits are the best for sure.
and Those Yankees in the middle and on the left...hehe....
and Those Yankees in the middle and on the left...hehe....
Debp
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Don't forget the Southerners!!! And the New Englandners!!! Those are very pronounced accents, especially the South!
Debp
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Btw, please those with a sense of humor, contribute to my topic here. It's good to laugh.
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Funny family or work stories
Anyone have some humorous true life, personal stories to share? Life is stranger than fiction.... I was telling this one on another thread and it gave me the idea for this topic. Back in the late 1960s two of my uncles wanted a beer and accidentally walked into a lesbian bar to get it...
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Berean
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Oh, you Brits always adding letters to words. it's "humor" my dear, LOL
Well, I can't speak for every American, but I certainly have a sense of humor and can and do laugh at myself all the time. And my humor can be very sarcastic.
I remember many years ago, when my kids were little, I was at a church function, and some of my brethren were trying to determine who they looked like. I just blurted out, "I think they look like the mailman." They looked at me in horror, and my then-wife had to tell them, "He's a mailman."
LittleTuneAlright
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