According to who?
That's exactly what He meant.
"I say unto you today while I hang here looking like no Savior at all, you will be with Me in paradise".
No where is that taught in Scripture - only by you guys appealing to uninterpreted parables and prophecies.
Where does it say that? Nowhere, friend.
At death, the opposite of Genesis 2:7 KJV happens: The Body returns to the dust, the Breath back to God, and the Soul ceases to exist.
You're arguing that light from a bulb continues to shine when the electric current is removed!
"Behold, the Lord maketh the Earth empty, waste, upside down, scattereth the inhabitant abroad".
"The slain of the Lord at that day shall be from one end of the Earth even to the other end".
"I beheld the Earth...without form and void...darkness."
"I beheld...and there was no man and all the birds of the heavens fled away."
"I beheld...all the cities were broken down by the presence of the Lord and by His fierce anger".
"The whole land shall be desolate, yet I will not make a full end."
"The day of the Lord shall come...in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise".
"The day of the Lord shal come...and the elements shall melt with fervent heat."
"The day of the Lord shall come...and the Earth and the works therein shall be burned up."
Jesus comes to collect the saints and the Breath of Life from the nostrils of the wicked, leaving them as human litter all over the Earth for Satan and company to behold for 1,000 years, after which New Jerusalem is transported to here and the wicked are raised for judgment.
The duration of the one has nothing to do with the other.
The majority of text, not swayed by those with your opinion, place the comma where it is.
And the thief entered Paradise that same day Jesus hung there, as you described.
You put your trust in Adam's dead corruptible flesh. You have no trust that God can give you, as you are only the soul, a permanent incorruptible physical body, on the day you are redeemed from this death, and made alive. Which is exactly the instant, that day, the body you place all your trust in returns to dust, despite being pumped full of embalming fluids, and especially if you are cremated.
You do not cease to exist as you are the soul, and nothing else. You are not your physical body. You are not a spirit. All you have going for you is that you are a soul, and you claim you cease to exist, because you have all your trust in the body of death, that does cease to exist and returns to dust.
Your body is not changed. You change to a totally different body, like a brand new set of clothes. Paul says we, the soul, put off corruption, and put on incorruption. Paul says the soul is either naked, or clothed.
You are arguing that you are a technical wonder created by humans instead of God. You are not a light in a light bulb, but if that is what you think, your creator is a human in some factory.
The 8th kingdom is under Satan's control after the 7th Trumpet for 42 months. That is the extent of your desolation and abomination in all these verses:
"Behold, the Lord maketh the Earth empty, waste, upside down, scattereth the inhabitant abroad".
"The slain of the Lord at that day shall be from one end of the Earth even to the other end".
"I beheld the Earth...without form and void...darkness."
"I beheld...and there was no man and all the birds of the heavens fled away."
"I beheld...all the cities were broken down by the presence of the Lord and by His fierce anger".
"The day of the Lord shall come...and the elements shall melt with fervent heat."
"The day of the Lord shall come...and the Earth also, and the works therein shall be burned up."
After Satan's 42 months, all things will be made new for the Millennial Kingdom. Satan is bound for those 1,000 years in the pit, not on the earth. 42 months is the length, not 1,000 years as you propose.
The soul is not a light nor air. The soul can only come into existence by God's will. No souls were in existence prior to the 6th day. No soul is in existence prior to conception. But the soul is each individual eternal from that point on. A soul does not pop in and out of existence like a light or air as you imagine yourself to be. Which is it, are you a light or air?
How can you consider yourself to be an actual part of God anyway, God's breath? That which you say God takes back out of your nostril the "air" that created you? God's breath in your analogy would be part of the light bulb, not you. It would be the energy added to the physical body of the light bulb. You are not the energy of electricity, but the result, and not light, as that is not you, just an anology. You would keep existing as a light without the light bulb, if God actually created light bulbs. Your light would never cease to exist, but you would be placed into a different bulb. One that would last longer than the dead bulb handed down from your light bulb parents. You still could not take credit as the energy that keeps you alive, as that would be God via the Holy Spirit, not you.
As I pointed out. God is not physical, nor is that air you claim coming back out of a nostril, you, nor physical air. Physical air is the closest analogy God's Word declares in the creation of a son of God. When Jesus gave back the spirit, He was not giving back air, but the literal spirit. That spirit could not remain on a dead body, nor enter Abraham's bosom.
You are not correctly interpreting Genesis 2:7
"And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."
God is not saying you are the breath that was breathed into the nostrils of the physical body. That is the description of the energy, according to your light bulb analogy. The soul was not the energy. The soul was the result of the energy within the physical body. The light is not the electricity connected to the light bulb, but the result of electricity and the physical bulb. The soul was the result between the power of the Holy Spirit and the physical body. Which indicates the Holy Spirit is at work from the moment of conception. More so in some than in others. John the Baptist being a prime example of being totally controlled by the Holy Spirit.
Since no verse declares your imagination that the air is sucked back out of a nostril, I will stick with the Holy Spirit being removed totally from the earth. Yet the souls don't need the Holy Spirit to exist. The soul will still be tossed into the LOF.