Did you miss a few scriptures? Humor. This is something that I have heard Jehovah’s Witnesses say.
And he said to him, “You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.
For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Or what shall a man give in return for his soul?
Beloved, I pray that all may go well with you and that you may be in good health, as it goes well with your soul.
For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his soul?
Now may the God of peace himself sanctify you completely, and may your whole spirit and soul and body be kept blameless at the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ.
And you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’
And he answered, “You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind, and your neighbor as yourself.”
Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.”