LOL!!!!
I wish you were joking here, but I know you're not. What you said is hilarious regardless. Let's actually look at the text and see if your claim is correct or not, shall we?
1 Thessalonians 4:14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him. 15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. 16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and
the dead in Christ shall rise first: 17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
Do you see that word "rise" in verse 16 being used in reference to "the dead in Christ"? It means to be resurrected from the dead. And you're trying to tell me there is no resurrection mentioned in these verses? Did you even read them?