The happy thread

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* The king has put fiction writers between a rock and a hard place, except that’s not literally true. I shouldn’t have said that. Woe is me. I can’t look. He’s getting ready to put the big hurt on me, isn’t he?” *

 

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* Sparkly Little Feet, and my wife’s elf name is Merry Glitter Toes *

 

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* I don’t know. Maybe try a little less howling and growling? *

 

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* If this happened in a country where people eat mice: “Price check. How much for the mouse?” *

 

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* Close, but no cigar. *

 

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* What would they do differently if they weren’t crazy? *

 

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* Chocolate deficiency is worse than I thought; hearing problems, vision problems, thinking problems. Must have chocolate. *

And think about this …

 

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* The Sergeant Schultz in me wouldn’t say what I see if this was a Rorsbach test. *

 

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* That good boy should be spending more time thinking about how to kick start his band. *

 

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* Maybe the Jeep isn’t upset about winter. What if the Jeep is just hangry? Put a little gas in the tank and my guess is that the Jeep will play like a child in the snow. *

 

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* I should but, no, I don’t believe I do. *

 

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* Early prototype that finally fell out of orbit. *

 

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* Salute to the bearded man wearing a tie. His witness is visible; why isn’t his sign? *

 

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