The happy thread

[Matthias]

* Maranatha. *

 

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* What did people go back to before the drawing board was invented? *

 

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* I don’t believe the legend but here I am, and if by chance someone happens to be dreaming about me … please let me know when you wake up. I’ve got a few questions I’d like to ask you. *

 

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* A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. *

 

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* What will you tell her when “Santa” hangs up on her?”

 

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* What are they supposed to do with the picture after they put a penny in the box? *

 

[Behold]

Adam wakes up and finds Eve counting his ribs and asks, “What are you doing?”...... Eve replies, “I just want to make sure there’s no other woman in your life.”

 

[Matthias]

* I hope the Martians haven’t studied immunology since the last time they tried to pull this off. *

 

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* No longer needing to use the bathroom; get some paper towels, a mop and a bucket. *

 

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* She must have been at it for quite a while to feel that passionate about it. *