The happy thread is dead. Long live the happy thread!

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Upset mummy is dishing out the curses. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* The ship was skippered by a dummy. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* A “Jesus dove” wears them year round. *

 

[Matthias]

* Sitting Bull was unaware that Red Bull has wings. )

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* So would the caterer. *

 

[Matthias]

* God told them what they were going to get, and boy howdy did they. *

 

[Matthias]

 

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[Matthias]

* Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard. *

 

[Matthias]

* A tall tale telling dog. *

 

[Matthias]

* In hindsight, and completely unknown to history, Pavlov spent the rest of his life lamenting that he didn’t experiment on dogs first. *

 

[pepper]

My wife got me t-shirt that reads, "I'm convinced that my last words will be, 'Well, $#%!, that didn't work'." Unfortunately, I don't feel comfortable wearing a shirt with an obscenity on it in public.

If I were going to be buried I'd put that T-shirt slogan on my tombstone. And have a compact U Haul follow the hearse.

Viva la difference!

 

[Matthias]

* The trick worked so well that now I don’t want to eat my own food. *

 

[Matthias]

* The signs were all there but she saw what she wanted to see and disregarded the rest. *

 

[Matthias]

* The soup Nazi’s pelican operated business down the street. *

 

[Debp]