Late night thread 2

[Lambano]

Good morning, Pathfinder. Good morning (a few hours hence), Devin.

 

[Lambano]

Hah! I should've known Devin would be up at 0-dark-thirty.

 

[Raccoon1010]

Hah! I should've known Devin would be up at 0-dark-thirty.

Yes, I woke up at 2:30am which is a usual time for me to get up for a few hours. Then I usually get some more sleep. I'm waiting for it to get light out. I don't like walking in the dark too well.

 

[Raccoon1010]

Good morning CB, @Pathfinder7 and @Lambano. Hoping you all have a good day today. Getting my morning coffee.

 

[Lambano]

Good morning, @devin553344, @Pathfinder7.
7:30 EST. Going to get up to 80F today.
Need coffee!

 

[Pathfinder7]

Good morning, Devin & Lambano.
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Having my second cup of coffee..

 

[stunnedbygrace]

Thanks, Taken. I have a family history of colon polyps, and the last two exams found some, so I need to get it taken care of.

No worries, mate. The quesadillas didn't stay in my GI tract long enough to leave any residue.

My stepson didn't know that the 64-ounce bottle of Gatorade in the fridge was for my prep mixture. He's lucky I hadn't put the magic powder it in yet, or he'd be having an unpleasant surprise in the middle of the night.

hahaha! Oh my gosh he dodged a bullet! Oh I have such a gross story. I better not tell it…okay I will. While my dad was still alive, but after he’d been diagnosed with Parkinson’s, he did some odd things. I was at his house one day and complained about how chapped my lips were and he took a chapstick out of his pocket. I put some on and a minute or two later I said my lips were burning and asked him what kind of chapstick it was? He pulled it back out of his pocket. It was a stick for hemorrhoids. The whole time I was gagging and washing my face he kept promising he only used it by putting it on his finger first but it was still gross. I was gagging and cracking up at the same time.

 

[Lambano]

hahaha! Oh my gosh he dodged a bullet! Oh I have such a gross story. I better not tell it…okay I will. While my dad was still alive, but after he’d been diagnosed with Parkinson’s, he did some odd things. I was at his house one day and complained about how chapped my lips were and he took a chapstick out of his pocket. I put some on and a minute or two later I said my lips were burning and asked him what kind of chapstick it was? He pulled it back out of his pocket. It was a stick for hemorrhoids. The whole time I was gagging and washing my face he kept promising he only used it by putting it on his finger first but it was still gross. I was gagging and cracking up at the same time.

LOL! I must confess, God hasn't gotten around to sanctifying my sense of humor yet 'cuz I still find stories like that really amusing!

 

[Lambano]

I do wish the nice folks who make Preparation H wouldn't distribute it in a tube that looks like toothpaste. I caught my mistake in time, but I had to throw away the toothbrush.

 

[Raccoon1010]

One thing to watch out for guys. I had this anti-biotic cream that the doctor prescribed me. And my brother in law gave me a flea problem when I let him bring his dogs over to my place. So when I broke out from the flea problem I used the anti-biotic cream on it. I didn't realize it was way past the expiration date. It caused a huge blister so I went to the ER and they said it looked like a burn. It took weeks to heal.

So be careful of expiration dates on meds and such.

 

[Lambano]

So be careful of expiration dates on meds and such.

Yeah. My older stepson found that out the hard way when he grabbed some out-of-date Dayquil for his cold. Fortunately, it only stayed in him about 2 minutes before coming back up. No need to induce vomiting; handy. I'm not sure if that was the expired medicine, or the fact that he decided Dayquil would be better if heated up in the microwave.

My older one was always trying stuff like that just to see what would happen. His grandfather said of him, "That boy would walk across the street just to step in dog (poop)!" Teenagers. Sheesh!

 

[Raccoon1010]

Yeah. My older stepson found that out the hard way when he grabbed some out-of-date Dayquil for his cold. Fortunately, it only stayed in him about 2 minutes before coming back up. No need to induce vomiting; handy. I'm not sure if that was the expired medicine, or the fact that he decided Dayquil would be better if heated up in the microwave.

My older one was always trying stuff like that just to see what would happen. His grandfather said of him, "That boy would walk across the street just to step in dog (poop)!" Teenagers. Sheesh!

Scary. I'm glad he made it thru the Dayquil expisode.

 

[stunnedbygrace]

LOL! I must confess, God hasn't gotten around to sanctifying my sense of humor yet 'cuz I still find stories like that really amusing!

one time I wondered what God thought of all our laughter at potty humor. I wondered if He just shook His head and said, I wouldn’t have created gas if I knew it would make them laugh so hard…

 

[farouk]

Yeah. My older stepson found that out the hard way when he grabbed some out-of-date Dayquil for his cold. Fortunately, it only stayed in him about 2 minutes before coming back up. No need to induce vomiting; handy. I'm not sure if that was the expired medicine, or the fact that he decided Dayquil would be better if heated up in the microwave.

My older one was always trying stuff like that just to see what would happen. His grandfather said of him, "That boy would walk across the street just to step in dog (poop)!" Teenagers. Sheesh!

@Lambano Sounds like it was nasty...Actually I wish sometimes they printed the expiry date more clearly; these pharmaceutical companies seem to looooove small print...

 

[Lambano]

@Lambano Sounds like it was nasty...Actually I wish sometimes they printed the expiry date more clearly; these pharmaceutical companies seem to looooove small print...

And they hide 'em so it's not obvious where they are.

 

[farouk]

And they hide 'em so it's not obvious where they are.

@Lambano They are legally covered; but they don't always act as if they proactively want the patient to learn easily what the date is....

 

[Lambano]

one time I wondered what God thought of all our laughter at potty humor. I wondered if He just shook His head and said, I wouldn’t have created gas if I knew it would make them laugh so hard…

There's C.S. Lewis quote I wish I could find. The gist of it is that our spirits were made for Heaven, and they find the demands of our Earthly bodies to be so ridiculous they can't help but laugh at potty and bedroom humor. So you see, laughter is quite spiritual.

 

[farouk]

There's C.S. Lewis quote I wish I could find. The gist of it is that our spirits were made for Heaven, and they find the demands of our Earthly bodies to be so ridiculous they can't help but laugh at potty and bedroom humor. So you see, laughter is quite spiritual.

@Lambano I never really got into C S Lewis...I know a lot of ppl have done...

 

[Raccoon1010]

Good morning CB, it's 2:53 am having my second cup of coffee. It's 43F out.

 

[Pathfinder7]

Good morning, Devin & CB.
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6:42 am
East Coast
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High 52F
Partly Cloudy
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Having my first cup of coffee..