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Two Christians discuss God's plan for humankind.
(reader discretion advised) - LOL
Christian #1: God's plan is to glorify himself in the destruction of the wicked.
Christian #2: Sounds like you are in BIG trouble.
Christian #1: What do you mean?
Christian #2: If God destroys all the wicked, who would be left?
Christian #1: Those who obey His commandments will be spared.
Christian #2: Right, you will be toast.
Christian #1: What do you mean?
Christian #2: Do you love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, strength and mind?
Christian #1: Well, I do my best.
Christian #2: So you admit failure?
Christian #1: We can only do our best.
Christian #2: To miss the mark is not obedience.
Christian #1: What about you?
Christian #2: I have a different view of God's plan for humankind.
Christian #1: Like what?
Christian #2: God created humankind in his own image.
Christian #1: Agree. What else?
Christian #2: God is our heavenly Father.
Christian #1: Right. What else?
Christian #2: His love informs his plan and good intentions for all of humankind.
Christian #1: Now you've gone too far.
Christian #2: How come?
Christian #1: God's justice means punishing the disobedient.
Christian #2: You failed part A, should we consider part B?
Christian #1: What is part B?
Christian #2: Do you love your neighbor as yourself?
Christian #1: You haven't met my neighbor.
Christian #2: I am your neighbor.
The two views of God's plan for humankind stand in stark contrast.
View #1)
God created humankind to glorify himself in punishing them for their unworthiness.
He hand-selected a few as an Elect, predestined to avoid the destruction he would bring on the vast majority.
And it is not clear why he selected those he did, and bypassed the rest. Random selection?
View #2)
God created humankind in his own image. In the same way human children bear the image of their parents.
Even the terminology informs his relationship with us. God the Father. As the model for human fatherhood.
This parental love informs his plan and good intentions for all of humankind. This longing for family and
togetherness is woven into the human heart. We long for nothing as much as to be safe at home.
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Two Christians discuss God's plan for humankind.
(reader discretion advised) - LOL
Christian #1: God's plan is to glorify himself in the destruction of the wicked.
Christian #2: Sounds like you are in BIG trouble.
Christian #1: What do you mean?
Christian #2: If God destroys all the wicked, who would be left?
Christian #1: Those who obey His commandments will be spared.
Christian #2: Right, you will be toast.
Christian #1: What do you mean?
Christian #2: Do you love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, strength and mind?
Christian #1: Well, I do my best.
Christian #2: So you admit failure?
Christian #1: We can only do our best.
Christian #2: To miss the mark is not obedience.
Christian #1: What about you?
Christian #2: I have a different view of God's plan for humankind.
Christian #1: Like what?
Christian #2: God created humankind in his own image.
Christian #1: Agree. What else?
Christian #2: God is our heavenly Father.
Christian #1: Right. What else?
Christian #2: His love informs his plan and good intentions for all of humankind.
Christian #1: Now you've gone too far.
Christian #2: How come?
Christian #1: God's justice means punishing the disobedient.
Christian #2: You failed part A, should we consider part B?
Christian #1: What is part B?
Christian #2: Do you love your neighbor as yourself?
Christian #1: You haven't met my neighbor.
Christian #2: I am your neighbor.
The two views of God's plan for humankind stand in stark contrast.
View #1)
God created humankind to glorify himself in punishing them for their unworthiness.
He hand-selected a few as an Elect, predestined to avoid the destruction he would bring on the vast majority.
And it is not clear why he selected those he did, and bypassed the rest. Random selection?
View #2)
God created humankind in his own image. In the same way human children bear the image of their parents.
Even the terminology informs his relationship with us. God the Father. As the model for human fatherhood.
This parental love informs his plan and good intentions for all of humankind. This longing for family and
togetherness is woven into the human heart. We long for nothing as much as to be safe at home.
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