Trolling Smart People With Dumb Comments For Fun

[MA2444]

What you have to do is say something true but in an outlandish fashion....
Like:
I don't wanna see doctors because I don't want to die....everyone I know that died was seeing a doctor....so doctors must be killing people.

I got a notice from my health insursnce company today (!!) that if I go get an annual checkup then I get $100 gift card for Subway...

I'm pretty healthy overall but I have back problems, and I dont like what they're doing to the health care system. All they ever do when I go to the doctor anymore is try to upsell me into a lot of tests. It's weird and I dont like being upselled at the doctor I always turn them down. They hope I will have a problem so they poke me and prod me and feed me different pills.

Let us put a camera up your butt and make thousands doing it?
No thanks, my butt works fine.
But you're due for it as part of your 200,000 mile checkup...

One time they prescribed me anti depressants without a word. Then asked me my next trip in, how am I doing with those?
I said, oh I didnt even get them filled. I dont need anti-depressants, lol! I'm retired and dont have to go to work tomorrow! What do I have to be depressed about? Lol!

They funny. If I dont schedule an annual checkup then next offer might be for a $300 Gift card to Subway!

 

[MA2444]

We both find it funny cause I often fail.

My Wife didnt find it funny when she failed, lol. She used to call me a human lie detector because I had some training in it and also continued the training with books from the Library! Oh that made life hard for her, lol!

 

[JohnDB]

I got a notice from my health insursnce company today (!!) that if I go get an annual checkup then I get $100 gift card for Subway...

I'm pretty healthy overall but I have back problems, and I dont like what they're doing to the health care system. All they ever do when I go to the doctor anymore is try to upsell me into a lot of tests. It's weird and I dont like being upselled at the doctor I always turn them down. They hope I will have a problem so they poke me and prod me and feed me different pills.

Let us put a camera up your butt and make thousands doing it?
No thanks, my butt works fine.
But you're due for it as part of your 200,000 mile checkup...

One time they prescribed me anti depressants without a word. Then asked me my next trip in, how am I doing with those?
I said, oh I didnt even get them filled. I dont need anti-depressants, lol! I'm retired and dont have to go to work tomorrow! What do I have to be depressed about? Lol!

They funny. If I dont schedule an annual checkup then next offer might be for a $300 Gift card to Subway!

Things like colonoscopies and other tests can help you not die or go broke from colon cancer. They go a LONG way to keep you healthy for longer and are cheaper than cancer treatments. I had a couple done and they have saved me from getting cancer. Because I have a long family history of getting colon cancer. So I've dodged a huge bullet by getting a colonoscopy.

Just saying....I don't Wanna say how many polyps they removed....but it was a lot and several were about to turn into cancer.

 

[Zeth4500]

I got a notice from my health insursnce company today (!!) that if I go get an annual checkup then I get $100 gift card for Subway...

I'm pretty healthy overall but I have back problems, and I dont like what they're doing to the health care system. All they ever do when I go to the doctor anymore is try to upsell me into a lot of tests. It's weird and I dont like being upselled at the doctor I always turn them down. They hope I will have a problem so they poke me and prod me and feed me different pills.

Let us put a camera up your butt and make thousands doing it?
No thanks, my butt works fine.
But you're due for it as part of your 200,000 mile checkup...

One time they prescribed me anti depressants without a word. Then asked me my next trip in, how am I doing with those?
I said, oh I didnt even get them filled. I dont need anti-depressants, lol! I'm retired and dont have to go to work tomorrow! What do I have to be depressed about? Lol!

They funny. If I dont schedule an annual checkup then next offer might be for a $300 Gift card to Subway!

crazy- ive watched videos of people who used antidepressants, and surely many drugs are like opening a portal to hell- but even antidepressants? 80% of it is based on fluorine which makes you completely apathic zombie and the bible tells us the devil occupies vacant rooms. ive been poisoned with fluoride a few times and you just become a totally complacent passive zombie that refuses to think, but youre content.

i would consider it an attack from the devil when they try to get you to take drugs