The happy thread
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A guy arrives at the pearly gates of heaven
Saint Peter looks at him, looks in The Book and says:
I don't see anything really good for you. Really bad either. Let's make a deal, you give me one good deed you performed and I will let you pass into heaven.
The guy scratches his head:
Well, I was minding my own business when in a parking lot I see ten bikers messing with a lady.
I arrive and ask them to stop but a giant of a man full of tattoos and with crazy eyes tells me to leave or he'll kill me.
I stand up and tell him to back off.
Saint Peter looks again in his book, amazed:
I don't see that in my book. When did this happen?
The man answers, about five minutes ago.
* It’s a good deal, except for the part about getting trampled by a bull. *
Debp
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* They weren’t as angry at Goldilocks as the “official” story leads you to believe they were. *
* I don’t want to talk out of school but I’m not convinced Mr. Snuggles actually read the book. *
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