The happy thread

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Hearing that, I’m no longer hearing them.

* Not any more, thanks to The APAK Method. *

@APAK

 

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Upon reading about a Mastodon jaw bone being found in a backyard in New York I told my daughter they kept digging and found a prehistoric BBQ grill too .

 

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* There’s a time for reading and a time for praying. If ever you find yourself between two lions, put down the book. *

One lion said to the other when the reading stopped " Amen ,Grace is over time to eat !"

 

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* Cat on a tree mission is never “That’s okay, Sweetie.” *

 

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* As long as my wife is the one doing the gardening. *

 

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* It’s still Horrible when whispered. *

 

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Maybe the best thread on the forum!

Much love!

 

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* And that’s when the trouble starts. *

 

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* Just give me a spoon and a bowl, some milk and cereal to go along with my books, and I could survive for a very long time. *

 

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* “Ah. What I would give for another day like that.“ So what’s keeping you from it? *

 

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* Nope. No one, not even a veteran veterinarian, can. *

 

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* Get a thicker coat and a bigger shovel. *

 

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* Well, did he or didn’t he? *