The happy thread

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* I appreciate the warning but it’s oddly specific. *

 

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* Cartoonists are helpful in bringing to our attention the details of history which historians are prone to gloss over. I bet you didn’t learn this in school. *

 

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* I’m just here for the stockings. How much are they without stalking? *

 

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* Old Saint Nick thinking back to Nicaea. *

 

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* Tina Turner. But that’s not her in the picture. *

 

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* I’ve never liked the taste of coffee. I’ve eaten dirt a few times. Not great, but better than coffee; and caffeine-free. *

 

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* Foster’s. Real Roos would have seen it coming. *

 

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* Optimism doesn’t feed the dog. *

 

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* Snowman knew, or should have, when he picked up the cup. *

 

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* On Christmas Eve. One hour before getting run over. *

 

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* Opportunity. Don’t hear about many people with that name. I wonder if his children called him “Ol’ Opp, our pop” - after he turned his back and walked away, of course. *

 

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* Better not leave any leftovers. Survivors will come back on you some dark night, seeking revenge. *

 

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* My father considered anything less than a C failing. Maybe the kid passed with a D. Anyway, I’d ask. *

 

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* Call the police. Let the pros figure it out. *