The happy thread

[Matthias]

* That’s fine, but why wait for Christmas? Give it 24/7/365. (But the frugalmiser - a word I made up to entertain myself (and others), sounds a little like German - in me doesn’t want to shell out a lot of cash.) *

 

[Debp]

 

[Matthias]

* Uh oh. Well, at least she prepared Mr. P for it. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* That’s clever but the poor girl will spend the rest of her life answering that question. *

 

[Matthias]

* I’d try to help the caller but I don’t speak their language. *

 

[Matthias]

* I don’t know if he’s going to survive or not. From the look on her face, I give him a 50 / 50 chance. *

 

[Matthias]

* Mine says it in seven languages. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* He’s just seconds away from having that pipe stuck in his ear. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Doe, Dough and Doh! *

 

[Matthias]

* Stop honking and mouth “sorry”. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Homeland Security asked me why I didn’t. I guess I could have told them I’m a photon during the strip search but it probably would have made a bad situation worse. *

 

[Behold]

CH_ _ CH

What is missing? ???

A.) UR

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Mrs. Smartt was fumbling in her purse for her Sunday Morning offering.... when a large television remote control fell out and clattered into the center aisle.

The curious Usher bent over to retrieve it for her and whispered, .... “"Do you always carry your TV remote control to church?”"

“No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come with me this morning, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”