The happy thread is dead. Long live the happy thread!

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Stupid signs

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK

I have a friend who for years had a sign on their front door.

DOORBELL BROKEN
YELL, DING DONG, REAL LOUD​

 

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* Back in the old days, before the invention of turn signals and windshield wipers. *

 

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* Motto: When all else fails, play dead. *

 

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Of course !

At this point I have to admit to the use of duct tape on quite a few of my autos .

 

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* Photo credit: Big Mac. *

 

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Coincidentally the wheels did fit my truck .

 

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Petroleum.

 

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