The happy thread is dead. Long live the happy thread!
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Meanwhile, citizens exodus from Wayne's town were directly related to people imagining the sizes of the mice in his neighborhood.
Debp
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No, I haven’t. It was started by someone else, then closed, then opened. I opened this thread when that one was closed. I don’t post much in the old happy thread any more but I‘m happy the moderator reopened it and still support it.
I’ve fallen into the habit of posting in this one. Since I started it, I figured I might as well keep it going.
Either one is fine. You’re certainly welcome to post in this one. I’ll be able to read and respond in both threads.
Debp
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Ok, I guess I will stick with this thread then.
I just posted this elsewhere. It's happy.
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where
Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think
the farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy
poo! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
A little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm
Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane
Sugarbrown."
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,
"Aren't you Mr Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,
"If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where
Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think
the farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy
poo! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
A little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm
Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane
Sugarbrown."
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,
"Aren't you Mr Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,
"If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
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