The happy thread is dead. Long live the happy thread!

[Matthias]

* Diet and unfocused exercise. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* I’m not going to have my portrait painted with a fish and a drunk cat. *

 

[Debp]

 

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[Debp]

@Ritajanice

 

[Matthias]

* Gramps is old school. He understands the answer doesn’t change; it’s the tricks that do. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Simple fix: turn it off. *

 

[Matthias]

* Warning: Hell of a time turning the pages after the fact. Read book before building wall. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Got it. What about a group rate discount? *

 

[Matthias]

* Do you have to dial 1 before dialing boo de hoo hoo to report your driving? *

 

[Matthias]

* Do yourself a favor: stop chasing the latest fashion trends. The duck helmet is a classic look that never goes out of style, fellas. *

 

[Matthias]

* His body isn’t little. His head is ginormous. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Is it safe to use a backpack on the stairs? *

 

[Matthias]

* When cross meets happy in the intersection it’s gonna be crappy. *