The happy thread is dead. Long live the happy thread!

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* Something like this occurred at my house last week. In my defense, I purchased 8 books (6 hardback, 2 paperback) for $1.06 (including tax) total at the Public Library. Technically, used not new - in keeping with our agreement -> “no new books in unless some old books out.” *

You have a severe book addiction! lol

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There's a YouTube video about this cat.

 

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* I guess there’s something to be said for an honest witch doctor. *

 

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* Not the only thing, but yeah. *

 

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* I would want to hear Zooky’s side of the story before I figured it out. *

 

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* Be afraid, Dug. Be very, very afraid. *

 

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* It wasn’t smoking that put an end to The Mastodon Mothers. *

 

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* First name, John. *

 

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* He’ll go far if he keeps it to himself. *

 

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* Pigs are rumored to have secret aerial grounds too. *

 

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* No rogues. Rogues are out. Everything else falls within the realm of possibility. *

 

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* Weather forecast is calling for another 1-3 inches of snow this weekend. I’m looking into purchasing one. *

 

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* The weatherman is telling me that snow and ice are causing local road accidents ... but traffic cameras are telling a different story. Japanese weathermen wouldn’t suppress the news about Godzilla. *

 

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* If the situation was reversed, my wife would be sitting outside so the neighbors don’t think she’s murdering me. *

 

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* Is this chicken an outlier or an outlayer? *

 

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* That’s a landline number. I’d say there’s a pretty good chance of catching her at home. *