The happy thread is dead. Long live the happy thread!

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* Sahib learned a valuable lesson: Kick the tires and check the trunk. *

 

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* The key was not getting distracted by those who worked it out another way. *

 

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* The x-ray don’t lie. *

 

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* This is Stokey the Bear. (Rumored to be Smokey the Bear’s brother, hypnotized by Snidely Whiplash.) *

* The US Forest Service was not amused, but I was. *

 

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* The circle of life with a slow leak. *

 

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* Poor crazy guy. Even at death’s door, all he wanted to do was feed his paranoid goldfish one last time. *

 

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* And blow she did; setting back de-scenting research a decade. Johnson, however, would go on to become the 36th President of the United States. *

 

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* One beat off from the Batter Dance. *

 

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* Tomorrow’s another day and maybe another dress. Death has been conquered and I’m a resurrection man. *

 

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* I would have, but Charlie Brown beat me to it. Good for him. *

 

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* A mouse smart enough to read should be smart enough not to come out. Whether or not this one, I don’t know. Maybe the cat doesn’t know either and is testing him. *

 

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* You know? That plan might just work. *

 

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* This is what the cheerleaders do when there’s no game. I wouldn’t hire ’em. #TeamDog. *

 

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* An excerpt from my pending autobiography, “Government Mule” *

 

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