The happy thread is dead. Long live the happy thread!

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* It’s early. Hang in there. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Who’s the cat that won’t cop out when there’s danger all about? *

 

[Matthias]

* It’s critically important to understand when someone is speaking literally and when they are speaking figuratively, as Harold is about to learn the hard way.

 

[Matthias]

* The KGB bartender has seen this all before. There’s a teeny-tiny gun that ain’t no joke concealed in his drying towel. *

 

[Matthias]

* The deliciously, nutritiously, all in to the end prophetic words of Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe (aka “Mr. Peanut”) *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Restitution is found in the age to come. *

 

[Matthias]

* We all have to start somewhere. Some start with a duck. *

 

[Matthias]

* Lower than the bar owner thought. *

 

[Matthias]

* Mr. Ruffles will meet the cheeky squirrel another day. And when he does … You see, Mr. Ruffles‘ bite is worse than his bark, and a tattered squirrel will soon back me up on that.

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* CAN IT BE UNSTUCK BY HOT LEAD? *

 

[talons]

Best I can do with teeth .

 

[Matthias]

* That’s why I wear ear plugs when I eat cake at night. *

 

[Matthias]

* No. I’ve been hit by a few shovels. I scan the crowd and ask, “Which one of them looks like he’s going to be the next one to try? *

 

[Matthias]

* Exactly what I was looking for in a gym. Same time tomorrow, or should I skip a day?” *

 

[Matthias]

* It wasn’t always this way. I got it from taking repetitive tours at the gym. Do the work. *

 

[Matthias]

* Irwin is my personal trainer down at the gym. Let him make a winner out of you. *