The Gospel of Christ
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I was kind of hoping that Cardinal Goatflame von Blasphemy finally gets in. He's been at the Vatican longer than any of the others.
Vegas currently has him at 1:2 odds against the rest of them.
Known For:
Personally knotted 66,600 rosaries using haunted shoelaces stolen from exorcism victims (which he caused)
Official duster of carved Fallen Angel statues throughout the Vatican
Baptizes cats for fun and calls them “Meowssiahs”
Tried to bless a Tesla — now it only drives backwards while chanting in Latin
Current Title:
Supreme Vatican Exorcism Backfire Coordinator & Infernal Liturgy Director

Vegas currently has him at 1:2 odds against the rest of them.
Known For:
Personally knotted 66,600 rosaries using haunted shoelaces stolen from exorcism victims (which he caused)
Official duster of carved Fallen Angel statues throughout the Vatican
Baptizes cats for fun and calls them “Meowssiahs”
Tried to bless a Tesla — now it only drives backwards while chanting in Latin
Current Title:
Supreme Vatican Exorcism Backfire Coordinator & Infernal Liturgy Director

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