Sabertooth
Well-Known Member
- Sep 17, 2019
- 1,204
- 1,133
- 113
- 63
- Faith
- Christian
- Country
- United States
Jokes, fun and comedy
- Thread starter Josho
- Start date
-
Welcome to Christian Forums, a Christian Forum that recognizes that all Christians are a work in progress.
You will need to register to be able to join in fellowship with Christians all over the world.
We hope to see you as a part of our community soon and God Bless!
April_Rose
Well-Known Member
Sabertooth
Well-Known Member
- Sep 17, 2019
- 1,204
- 1,133
- 113
- 63
- Faith
- Christian
- Country
- United States
Caleb brought his dog, Fido, to the talent scouts to show them what he could do.
Caleb: My dog is amazing. He can talk!
Scout: We don't consider dog acts.
Caleb: Just see what he can do. Fido, what is the texture of sandpaper?
Fido: Rough!
Caleb: What is the top of a house called?
Fido: Roof!
Caleb: Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?
Fido: Ruth!
Having seen enough, the talent scouts promptly throw both of them out on their butts.
Fido turns to his master and says, "Should I have said Dimaggio?"
Caleb: My dog is amazing. He can talk!
Scout: We don't consider dog acts.
Caleb: Just see what he can do. Fido, what is the texture of sandpaper?
Fido: Rough!
Caleb: What is the top of a house called?
Fido: Roof!
Caleb: Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?
Fido: Ruth!
Having seen enough, the talent scouts promptly throw both of them out on their butts.
Fido turns to his master and says, "Should I have said Dimaggio?"
Sabertooth
Well-Known Member
- Sep 17, 2019
- 1,204
- 1,133
- 113
- 63
- Faith
- Christian
- Country
- United States
More paraprosdokian humor...
"Those who live by the sword
get shot by those who don't...!"
"Those who live by the sword
get shot by those who don't...!"
Last edited:
Sabertooth
Well-Known Member
- Sep 17, 2019
- 1,204
- 1,133
- 113
- 63
- Faith
- Christian
- Country
- United States
April_Rose
Well-Known Member
Okay I'm a woman and I even find the translating women part funny. LOL and the first guy sounded like Cookie Monster.
Sabertooth
Well-Known Member
- Sep 17, 2019
- 1,204
- 1,133
- 113
- 63
- Faith
- Christian
- Country
- United States
My wife liked it, too. (I thought that the voice sounded like Grover.)
April_Rose
Well-Known Member
Yeah,.. it's funny because it's true of how we act a lot of the time,.. and two just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I can't laugh at myself.
I got a funny bone too.
Sabertooth
Well-Known Member
- Sep 17, 2019
- 1,204
- 1,133
- 113
- 63
- Faith
- Christian
- Country
- United States
marksman
My eldest granddaughter showing the result of her
marksman
My eldest granddaughter showing the result of her
A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans.
Not knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except Johnny.
The teacher asked Johnny why he had decided to be different.
'Because I am not a Bernie Sanders fan'
'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan'
Because I am a conservative.
The teacher asked him why he was a conservative?
My mum is a conservative, my Dad is a conservative, so I am a conservative.
Annoyed by this answer the teacher asked, 'If your mum was a moron and your Dad an idiot, what would that make you?
Johnny said 'A Bernie Sanders fan.'
Not knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except Johnny.
The teacher asked Johnny why he had decided to be different.
'Because I am not a Bernie Sanders fan'
'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan'
Because I am a conservative.
The teacher asked him why he was a conservative?
My mum is a conservative, my Dad is a conservative, so I am a conservative.
Annoyed by this answer the teacher asked, 'If your mum was a moron and your Dad an idiot, what would that make you?
Johnny said 'A Bernie Sanders fan.'
marksman
My eldest granddaughter showing the result of her
A preacher was pulled over by a policeman for running a red light and was discovered to be intoxicated.
'What do you have in that thermos there?'Wine?'
' No sir, I swear to God that it is nothing but water'
The cop picks up the thermos and sniffs it. 'Smells like alchohol to me.'
"Glory to God" says the preacher. "Jesus has done it again."
'What do you have in that thermos there?'Wine?'
' No sir, I swear to God that it is nothing but water'
The cop picks up the thermos and sniffs it. 'Smells like alchohol to me.'
"Glory to God" says the preacher. "Jesus has done it again."
April_Rose
Well-Known Member
Hehe I know this song because I used to have this cassette tape. I finally had to look at the lyrics though in order for me to understand everything that was going on.
Sabertooth
Well-Known Member
- Sep 17, 2019
- 1,204
- 1,133
- 113
- 63
- Faith
- Christian
- Country
- United States
Q: What is the favorite pasta of a dishonest play stage critic...?
A: Rigatoni...!
Last edited:
April_Rose
Well-Known Member
:
Sabertooth
Well-Known Member
- Sep 17, 2019
- 1,204
- 1,133
- 113
- 63
- Faith
- Christian
- Country
- United States
Q: What is the favorite pasta of a dishonestplaystage critic...?
A: Rigatoni...!
Sorry.
The equivalent of the Academy Award [an Oscar] for stage plays is a Tony Award.
Last edited:
April_Rose
Well-Known Member
Oh okay now I get it as I know what the Tony's are lol I just don't usually watch a lot of award shows anymore so I sort of forgot about them and I was never a big fan of the Tony's. XD (I rarely watch television now btw.)
Sabertooth
Well-Known Member
- Sep 17, 2019
- 1,204
- 1,133
- 113
- 63
- Faith
- Christian
- Country
- United States
April_Rose
Well-Known Member
Similar threads
