Putin, Queen Elizabeth, and Biden die and are waiting in line to go to hell.
The devil comes up and tells them, "You can make one phone call, but it will be expensive if you choose to do so."
Putin doesn't hesitate and picks up the phone and dials his friends in Moscow. He talks for two minutes then hangs up.
The devil comes over and says, "Okay, that was two minutes. That will be $2,000,000.00. Putin frowns and pays up.
Queen Elizabeth then picks up the phone and calls her family and talks for only one minute. Then, she reaches into her hat and hands the devil $1,000,000.00.
Biden then picks up the phone and calls his wife and son and talks for 1 hour! Putin and the Queen's eyes get big because that's going to be an expensive call!
The devil walks over and says, "That'll be $10.00.
Putin jumps up and says, "Wait! I talk for 2 minutes and get charged $2 million, and the queen talks for 1 minute and is charged $1 million? And this guy talks for an hour and it's only $10.00?! What gives?!"
The devil says, "Oh! I see your confusion. Allow me to explain. When Biden was President over the U.S. for four years, he turned America into a living hell. So, that means his call was a local call."
The devil comes up and tells them, "You can make one phone call, but it will be expensive if you choose to do so."
Putin doesn't hesitate and picks up the phone and dials his friends in Moscow. He talks for two minutes then hangs up.
The devil comes over and says, "Okay, that was two minutes. That will be $2,000,000.00. Putin frowns and pays up.
Queen Elizabeth then picks up the phone and calls her family and talks for only one minute. Then, she reaches into her hat and hands the devil $1,000,000.00.
Biden then picks up the phone and calls his wife and son and talks for 1 hour! Putin and the Queen's eyes get big because that's going to be an expensive call!
The devil walks over and says, "That'll be $10.00.
Putin jumps up and says, "Wait! I talk for 2 minutes and get charged $2 million, and the queen talks for 1 minute and is charged $1 million? And this guy talks for an hour and it's only $10.00?! What gives?!"
The devil says, "Oh! I see your confusion. Allow me to explain. When Biden was President over the U.S. for four years, he turned America into a living hell. So, that means his call was a local call."
