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[laid renard]

I looooove Godzilla !!! Or as the Japanese say in the mooovies.....GAH ZEE LAAAAAA !!!!!!!


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During intensive prayer, a man asked of God, "Is it true a thousand years is as a day to you ?" And God answered, "Yes, my son."
Feeling the utter awesomeness of God the man then exuberantly inquired, "Father, you are all mighty and powerful, all is yours. May I please have a million dollars ?"
To which our Heavenly Father replied, "Yes my son. Tomorrow."

 

[Angelina]

Night Out

A couple were going out for a rare night on the town. They put on their best clothes, called a cab, and put the cat out. The taxi arrived but as the couple walked out of the front door, the cat shot between their legs, back into the house and up the stairs. Knowing that the cat would wreck the house while they were gone, the husband ran upstairs to chase the cat out again while the wife waited in the taxi.

Since she didn't want the cab driver to know that the house would be left unoccupied, the woman explained to him: "My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband reappeared and climbed into the taxi.

"Sorry I took so long," he said. "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed, and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

 

[JB_Reformed Baptist]

Night Out

A couple were going out for a rare night on the town. They put on their best clothes, called a cab, and put the cat out. The taxi arrived but as the couple walked out of the front door, the cat shot between their legs, back into the house and up the stairs. Knowing that the cat would wreck the house while they were gone, the husband ran upstairs to chase the cat out again while the wife waited in the taxi.

Since she didn't want the cab driver to know that the house would be left unoccupied, the woman explained to him: "My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband reappeared and climbed into the taxi.

"Sorry I took so long," he said. "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed, and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

LOL! Good one.