If Jesus logged on to CB, He'd...

[rockytopva]

.... ?


Give us your best answer! :)

 

[biggandyy]

Be an admin ;)

 

[Angelina]

Close some threads...

 

[biggandyy]

And threads Jesus would lock would be perma-locked! ;)

 

[rockytopva]

Probably start off by saying... "O fools, and slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken!" - Luke 24:25

 

[biggandyy]

So Jesus would start off by agreeing with everything you type and then accuse the rest of us as fools? Don't think that's His speed.

 

[laid renard]

He'd go to the shout out box and say a prayer for us all and tell us all to behave and stop bickering on the threads.

Then he'd private message each one of us and tell us how much he loves us.

Next he'd go to the "What Did You Have For Dinner " thread and multiply it all.

Then he'd start a topic called "I'll Be Back" B)

 

[Angelina]

Well said LR! ^_^

 

[Episkopos]

...be completely misunderstood...

 

[biggandyy]

Not by me, unless He spoke only Koine ;)

 

[Angelina]

Take "PrayerTime" and miracles would happen :wub:

 

[laid renard]

^ I'm for that ! :lol:

 

[biggandyy]

Jesus wouldn't need to "log on", His credentials are instantly accepted everywhere ;)

"In God we trust, all others must log in." har har har har har har har!

 

[Angelina]

....start the first revival on-line....millions of people will suddenly be attracted to this site because of the powerful anointing and testimonies that others share about CyB and the new guy...the forum will need more mods because of the amount of people who would want to join....

 

[laid renard]

Is that what you're dreaming in your avatar ?

 

[Angelina]

first revival on-line>>>absolutely ^_^

 

[laid renard]

That would be cool. B) You'd need more mods though......


Perhaps I could be appointed to moderate the "crazy people who think it's ok to build a city in the middle of a desert" section.

 

[Angelina]

I think you'd make an excellent mod for "crazy people who think it's ok to build a city in the middle of a desert" folk
perhaps we could call it "EGYPT"