Fun thread....Did you know......(finish the sentence)

[marksman]

Working on it.

I read it somewhere.

 

[marksman]

Of course...most guns are designed for the right handed...;)

I thought they were designed for killing.

 

[marksman]

He was born Feb 29

Won't hold that against him as it is the case a lot of people never grow up.

 

[marksman]

Did you know pigs can fly? (Sorry I just had to ask that one, hahhaha)

Is a pig fly any relation to a pig sty?

 

[marksman]

Hah, if we wanted to get really lazy we could call a lolly a lol, short form for lolly.

You shouldn't lol around and eat too many.

 

[marksman]

All I know about him is that his net worth is roughly $500 million dollars.

Is that all? What about the poor sods taken in by his rhetoric?

 

[marksman]

Are we on track for 8 billion this year?

Who knows. It is just baby talk at the moment.

 

[Josho]

Is a pig fly any relation to a pig sty?

There would be a lot flies flying around a pig sty, how many flies does it take to make a pig fly?

 

[marksman]

Did you know- the oldest trick in the Book...
Gen 3:
[4] And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

I died laughing when I heard that.

 

[marksman]

Did you know- Washington State has some laws protecting the Sasquatch.

I have to protect that when I'm playing baseball.

 

[marksman]

Did you know - If you ever had the idea to use bubble-wrap as wall-paper, it's not an original idea. Bubble-Wrap was invented with the idea of it being a 3-D form of wall-paper.

If ti caught on we would be forever blowing bubbles.

 

[marksman]

Did you know The first electronic computer ENIAC weighed more than 27 tons and took up 1800 square feet.
now how ya going to get that in your computer case and take it to work?

I bet that was a weight off their minds.

 

[marksman]

There would be a lot flies flying around a pig sty, how many flies does it take to make a pig fly?

A pig might fly if the pigsty full of flies flew as the crow flies and didn't worry about whether the pig flying was a flying pig or a fly-blown pig.

 

[Nancy]

Mike Tyson once offered a zoo attendant 10,000 dollars to let him fight a gorilla.

 

[Nancy]

Especially with boys with their testicles.

 

[Nancy]

I always had a problem with that because I used pens.

You used pens but can't read the pen backwards?

 

[marksman]

You used pens but can't read the pen backwards?

No. if I read the pen backwards I was all behind in my writing.

 

[Nancy]

Did you know in 1947, Raytheon built the first microwave oven, the Radarange, which weighed 750 pounds, was 5-1/2 feet tall, and cost about $5,000. (The first thing cooked in one was popcorn.)

Popcorn!! Id'a put a nice homemade pizza in it!

An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged.

 

[Nancy]

No. if I read the pen backwards I was all behind in my writing.

Gosh yer good!
So, you ended up writing on your behind while trying to read upside down?

 

[marksman]

Gosh yer good!

Gosh yer good!
So, you ended up writing on your behind while trying to read upside down?

Oh yes. I was very pen dantic.