Church Bulletin
This was on our Sunday Church Bulletin........
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Questions and Answers
Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?
A: The same reason they sing Hymns Instead of Hers!
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!
Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
Q: Why did God create man before women?
A: He didn't want any advice.
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roomin' Catholic!
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Doctor: Your recovery was a miracle!
Patient: Praise GOD, Now I don't have to pay you!
Author Unknown
This was on our Sunday Church Bulletin........
:) Smile :)
Questions and Answers
Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?
A: The same reason they sing Hymns Instead of Hers!
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!
Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
Q: Why did God create man before women?
A: He didn't want any advice.
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roomin' Catholic!
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Doctor: Your recovery was a miracle!
Patient: Praise GOD, Now I don't have to pay you!
Author Unknown
