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  1. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    With all due respect, all you post is opinion - with no substantiating texts. I post verses: "And the Lord God formed man of the Dust of the Ground (Body), breathed into his nostrils the Breath of Life (Spirit) and man BECAME a living Soul". Two undeniable truths are these: 1) The Soul comes...
  2. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    Jesus said Lazarus was "in the bosom of Abraham" - which literally interpreted means "in his physical bosom" no differently than if someone speaking literally said "in the arms of Taken". We have a choice: JESUS SPOKE LITERALLY and therefore Lazarus is literally "in the bosom of Abraham"...
  3. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    Sure He did...He said "the Son of man shall send forth His angels, and they shall gather the wheat....." Read the entire passage for yourself. Are you saying that anyone who doesn't believe this will literally happen thinks Jesus is a liar? I say this most certainly WILL NOT LITERALLY HAPPEN...
  4. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    2 Corinthians 5:1 KJV speaks of only TWO kinds of bodies. Where is your verse which establishes this "third category of body" in addition to 2 Cor. 5:1 KJV? This isn't about how God or angels appear in the form of men nor your extra-Biblcal idea that men and women can appear as the opposite...
  5. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    What gives you that idea? Certainly not 2 Cor. 5:1-8 KJV...right?
  6. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    So, literal angels dressed in overalls and boots are coming with sickles to reap harvest fields and burn up tares in a fire at the end of the world? No? Well, seems Jesus indeed uses that which doesn't happen in real experience to teach truth after all...right? A Soul is not "in" a body - a...
  7. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    How does any of this disprove the fact that the "mortal" body and "resurrection" body are the ONLY TWO KINDS OF HUMAN BODIES that God's Bible knows about?
  8. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    Are you saying that anyone who denies the angels are coming with weedeaters to kill the crabgrass in an overgrown field calls Jesus a liar?
  9. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    You KNOW there are only TWO TYPES of bodies that God's Bible knows about, and yet you INSIST the people in the story of the Rich Man and Lazarus have a third category of body...we call that "stubborn willful ignorance".
  10. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    Look, pal, the only person lacking knowledge in this discussion is YOU. I've asked you REPEATEDLY for the verse where a "third category" of body is mentioned in addition to the two Paul mentions, the mortal and resurrection. You can't find one and you will NEVER find one, and your ridiculous...
  11. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    You STILL have yet to provide me with a verse that describes your "third category" of bodies that is supposedly in addition to Paul's "mortal" and "resurrection" found in 2 Cor. 5. The only "evidence" you've provided is "disembodied bodies" - the VERY THING I told you people in the OP is found...
  12. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    Who cares? What the flip does that prove? While angels are disembodied spirits sometimes appearing as flesh and bone humans in Scripture, not one single verse says flesh and bone humans can appear as disembodied spirits. If so, show us the texts! BTW, "naked" and "unclothed" in 2 Corinthians 5...
  13. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    HE MADE THEM WITH BODIES...UNDERSTAND? While angels are disembodied spirits which sometimes appears as flesh and bone humans in Scripture, not one single verse says flesh and bone humans can appear as disembodied spirits. If so, show us the texts!
  14. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    LOL Still no explanation as to how these three dead dudes have bodies BEFORE the resurrection? LOL Angels are spirits while humans are flesh and bone, genius! Didn't the resurrected Jesus say, "A spirit hath not flesh and bones as ye see Me have"? Where does it say humans become "spirits" when...
  15. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    Dave, buddy, I absolutely LOVE IT when you guys fail this spectacularly - there are many people questioning what their lying pulpit prophets have told them and when the Holy Spirit directs them to a thread like this where they see the truth standing on the sure foundation of the Word undergirded...
  16. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    Nothing but your opinions! Show me a text! I provided text after text after text for my 14 Irresolvable Contradictions and not only have you failed to pick any one of them apart to show if they're being misused, the only thing YOU'VE PROVIDED is subjective opinion! Have you any idea how this...
  17. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    By your logic, trees not only can talk but they can make terrible life choices, seeing that Jotham's parable included proper names like "Olive" and "Fig". I'm still waiting for the verse which says parables can't use proper names. Can you provide one, or do you admit your theology is not based...
  18. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    Yes, Satan "knoweth he hath but a shore time" but he tries to convince us we've got all the time in the world to repent.
  19. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    Did you read the title? "14 Irresolvable Contradictions"? Look, if I'm wrong, pick any of them and "resolve" it...capice?
  20. Phoneman777

    14 IRRESOLVABLE CONTRADICTIONS WHICH RESULT FROM A LITERAL RICH MAN AND LAZARUS

    Did you read the title of this thread? If we make this passage literal, 14 Irresolvable Contradictions arise. Show me the verse where it says "the use of named individuals in any passage automatically makes that passage literal". I'll wait. The Scriptures are clear: at death, the Spirit...