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Funny haha!So new thread, jokes, fun and comedy, keep it clean.
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My eldest granddaughter showing the result of her
So many jokes today are pointless like the one about the pencil.
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I Never Saw a U-Haul Behind a Hearse...
A week later the man died. At the Wake, the Pastor, Doctor and Attorney, each brought their money to the coffin and bid their old client and friend farewell.
With a tear in his eye, the pastor said,
"This could have taken the Word to unreached peoples, but a promise is a promise. Here is your money." And he placed the envelope in the coffin.
Also sad, the doctor said,
"This could have funded a medical outreach to many third-world countries, but yes, a promise is a promise." He, too, placed his envelope in the coffin.
Noticeably less sad, the attorney said,
"Here is your money, just as promised," placing the final envelope in the coffin.
After the service was over, the pastor and the doctor asked the attorney why he wasn't so bothered to part with the money.
"How could you so easily part with that much money, with all of the good it could have done in this life...?"
With a smile, the attorney responded, "I wrote him a check."
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We spell it m-u-m = mum in Australia.
FYI I usually call my mum, mummy, and yes I do sometimes call her mummeeee with the extra E's lolz, I also call her mumma.
Prayer Warrior
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Social distancing does have its advantages!So new thread, jokes, fun and comedy, keep it clean.
Oh wow, I feel smart after watching that!! Ahaha...my guesses for the other two would be Mum or Mamie...wished they showed the answers after all of that, lol!
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Some old dude was arrested recently somewhere in Europe for farting. Serious.Social distancing does have its advantages!
Chinese proverb: "Man who fart in Church, sit in own pew."
I would say ma...as in ma and pa
Yes, my niece thought that one...silly that we couldn't see the answers after all of that! lol.
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A Priest, Pastor, and Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "Is this some kind of joke"
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