Actually, the new angel assigned to lightning strikes by St Peter, was aiming for the dog on the left. He got all three. I understand he's on administrative leave until he goes through more live fire training.
Sitting in our VP of Marketing's Office. Two Regional Sales Managers, both of which started and developed the Inside Sales Group at the same time. Jim reaches over and picks up a book in a book cover. "What's this?" "A Bible Jim." He drops the book as if he were scorched. "It will not bite you, in fact, I know it will do you good." I got up and moved my chair two feet further away from him. "Why did you do that?" Jim asks. "Sometimes, St Peter assigns new angels to be in charge of lightning strikes and at times their aim is a little off. I'm just moving out of the line of friendly fire."