The long downward slide by the United Methodist church continues with their recent sanctioning of LBGT… marriage, including clergy.
The Babylon Bee could not resist a poke at them, suggesting it was now up to African Methodists to bring the true gospel to America.
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Have the progressive Methodists thought this through? What about placating the Bs, the bisexuals, who apparently yearn for steamy relations with at least 2 different genders? After all, consider a threesome, who are devout somethings during the day, and at night enjoy what the French call a ménage à trois. Is it not unfair to say they cannot have a three-way marriage?
Let us pray for those that stray, who put self-centered interests ahead of devotion to God.
The Babylon Bee could not resist a poke at them, suggesting it was now up to African Methodists to bring the true gospel to America.
Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church
U.S. — A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa to reach the United Methodist Church and tell them about the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
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Have the progressive Methodists thought this through? What about placating the Bs, the bisexuals, who apparently yearn for steamy relations with at least 2 different genders? After all, consider a threesome, who are devout somethings during the day, and at night enjoy what the French call a ménage à trois. Is it not unfair to say they cannot have a three-way marriage?
Let us pray for those that stray, who put self-centered interests ahead of devotion to God.
