Fun thread....Did you know......(finish the sentence)

[marksman]

Did you know that steam like water is colourless and transparent, but water vapour droplets, are white and not transparent..

No I didn't but I won't get all steamed up about that.

 

[marksman]

Did you know that a dyslectic scientist does shimeestry in the balobatory?

You are a complete and total nutcase, but I like it. :

 

[marksman]

Do you know that Confucius said, "Sick person must be patient"?

;)::cool:

 

[marksman]

Did you know your memory recall is actually a reconstruction of the event? So what you remember happening is not what actually happened!:)

With a memory like mine, nothing ever happens.

 

[marksman]

did you know that what people believe and what they say they believe is the unknown consensus

Both me, myself and I are unanimous about this but I, we, and me don't believe this, that or the other.

 

[Heart2Soul]

That is why it is no good at shadow boxing.

Are you a comedian in real life...lol.

 

[marksman]

The crunch time came when God discovered them and got the pip when He found out they had eaten the fruit.

And Adam and Eve discovered they were total fruitcases.

 

[marksman]

I don't eat apples. I just use my iPad as a normal computer.

Oh dear, I think I am going to have to give up my throne to you.

 

[marksman]

Did you know-
The hole in a pull tab can of pop was designed for a straw.

And did you know that was the last straw?

 

[marksman]

Are you a comedian in real life...lol.

Yeah. The joke is always on me.

 

[marksman]

Did you know - Fire has no shadow.

That is why it is no good at shadow boxing.

 

[marksman]

Did you know- ponder-
Medicine, is pronounced med-eh-sin

Is that why medical staff are the worst sinners? They are surrounded by sin.

 

[marksman]

Did you know -
A baby lion is called a cub.
A baby tiger is called a cub.
A baby rabbit is called a kitten.

That is why they rabbit on about how they like cats.

 

[marksman]

If it was, then I must be disobeying God several times a day, because I like snacking on apples.

Ah, now you are getting to the core of the matter.

 

[marksman]

You are having way too much fun in here! Lol

yes I am aren't I. Perhaps I should start the church of the terrible kokes. Sorry Jokes.

 

[Paul Christensen]

With a memory like mine, nothing ever happens.

There are some who make it happen;
There are those who watch it happen;
There are those who wonder what the hell happened!

 

[Paul Christensen]

Both me, myself and I are unanimous about this but I, we, and me don't believe this, that or the other.

 

[Paul Christensen]

And Adam and Eve discovered they were total fruitcases.

Yep. They were a right pear!

 

[Paul Christensen]

Oh dear, I think I am going to have to give up my throne to you.

Won't have room for it. I already have one great white telephone in my bathroom. (this is an intellectual one for excessive beer drinkers).

 

[Paul Christensen]

And did you know that was the last straw?

I think the joke sucks.