The happy thread is dead. Long live the happy thread!

[Matthias]

* I’m not saying the cat’s wrong but what if Alice had known where she wanted to go and told the cat? Never trust a cat to give you directions. That’s my motto and it’s never let me down yet. *

 

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* Not the same bear who wanted to heat up Goldilocks’ shower, is it? That girl has ticked off a bunch of bears in the neighborhood with her shenanigans. *

 

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* My problem isn’t realizing it. My problem is sometimes forgetting that I have. *

 

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* What’s up with bears today? Man are they touchy, and talk about carrying a grudge? *

 

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* If you choose not to, there may be a Firestone in your future. *

 

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* If that’s not the way it is, that’s the way it should be. I’d support making it a law. *

 

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* Dry run to prepare you for retirement. *

 

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* The Temptation of Fred. *

 

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* Flashing back to that time my Hebrew language teacher asked me a question in the classroom when I said something in Hebrew that wasn’t supposed to be funny and the whole class laughed. This one is gonna give me a bad dream. *

 

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* Me too, because the alternative is super scary. *

 

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* They act like it comes with a guarantee. It doesn’t. And no, I don’t want to talk about it. *

 

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* I’ve got a 60’s song that I can’t get out of my head this evening. *

 

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* The only thing this guy has decided is that he’s going to read. *

 

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* But only if I’m not making a ticking sound in my chest or whistling Dixie. *

 

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* I like this, I really do. But I hope you remembered to store your tears in a barrel. If there’s one thing I remember from working on my grandparents’ farm it’s that we watered the seeds after we planted, not before. *

 

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